Not even to save his own life? Let him die then.

I'd rather punch a face like Bradley Cooper's. I don't have a problem with him - he was great in Wedding Crashers - but no guy should be allowed to be that good looking. He needs an Owen Wilson nose.

Bananas!

excuse me … um, excuse me … sorry but … um … i just want to say … sorry, excuse me … I want to say that I remember children of the revolution … judy davis … sorry … i've been trying to think of the name of that movie all week … um, excuse me … since I watched barton fink last weekend … my name is chet ….

At first I thought that was a wall of lockers for some reason (hence my locker room comment above). But it's a chalkboard, isn't it? It has some give, but it seems like it would still be pretty hard.

The security of your shit.

Wait, wrong thread. I'm failing all over the place today.

So in OBWAT, Clooney was obsessed with his hair, in IT he was obsessed with his teeth, and in BAR he was obsessed with his . . . what? His dick? Jogging? I guess there's no pattern here after all.

Chartex - My first Coen Bros experience was Raising Arizona way back in high school, and it earned them the lifetime pass in my book. Then they went and got even better. Definitely my favorite filmmakers, with no close second. How many lifetime passes are they allowed to have?

I'm always amazed how hot a cartoon character can be. It seems so wrong. Especially when it's a cartoon animal (Disney's Maid Marion was such a fox!)

Yeah, right. Limited.

Darjeeling Express

BBT is a much bigger asshole to kids in Bad Santa. Best. Holiday. Movie. Ever.

That was ash from Krakatoa.

I know of a "Chinese" who gives a good "skin job." Is that "close" enough?

;;;

Diggers?

Are we talking character or actor here? I guess it doesn't matter, because Lisa IS funny and I can't imagine anyone but Maura playing her so well. If it's true that Maura's comedic talents are so underrated, that is sad. Then again, I can't think of anything funny she's done since NewsRadio. Baby Mama? Semi-Pro? …

It's far from my favorite NR line, and may not even be the best Joe line, but the "you sir are bogus as well" line is the one I use most in conversation. That most people don't get the reference, or even remember NR probably, makes the it all the more truthily appropos.

I think we're still only allowed to "like" Journey (and especially this song) ironically. Neil Diamond is acceptable though.