Also, "Shout"

But we can all agree that evil marketing brainwashed all those people into thinking they had to like Transformers, right?

Sarah and Zach both get free passes for being so hot.

I wish my "best friend" was Judy Greer's . . . uh, best friend . . . too.

How about:

Is this a stealth firstie? Well done.

It's hot in here - the butter in my pocket is melting.

So I'll see you all in the angrydome? I'll be the one smearing knuckle-blood all over the dome.

V for Vendetta and Seabiscuit.

SOmewhere along the way, I missed the point of teenagers.

To the parking lot? Gee, I guess I invited myself.

Knife wounds in the face for some, little american flags for others!

McCain Should've Won - because the AV Club is such a mature website? Only people with real problems have the credibility to quote the Simpsons at 3 am.

What if they threw a war and nobody brought cheese?

It should be me. I feel just horrible. Can you ever forgive me, Hunnybunny?

Ouch, my heart's bleeding.

How is environmentalism self-serving? Denying that there's a problem, or that we need to do anything about it - defending the status quo because we don't want to have to change or sacrifice anything - THAT'S self-serving.

Since it has been determined up there that I'm an idiot (can't deny it), I guess I can admit that I don't get the "sand French" remark? Does it mean harmless and negligible like France, but in the desert?

Fuck this guy too!

Yeah, fuck this guy!