It's a little funny that he apparently got Fiona Apple to write the title of his book. Mildly amusing? Fleeting chuckle?

I don't know, 85% Jane Austen still sounds like too much for me. Now if it were Jane Austen vs. Steve Austin . . . no, I still wouldn't read it.

Kids who swear are funny. I'm going to go watch Role Models now.

Didn't Bay snort coke off a hooker's ass in "Mystery Men" then die by Blame Thrower?

On second thought, if the baxter gets the girl, it wouldn't be right to baxter another baxter. Elliot baxtered a charming pretty-boy. Yeah, this movie is pretty righteous.

Paul Rudd as a baxter. WTF?

So, what's to stop someone from buying a pair of XXXL Bagg'ns and pulling those down past their crack? That would be the ultimate "fuck you" to this fussy old broad.

Helloooooo! Anyone still in heeeeere?