Horatio here.
Talk about a…

Haysoos, your sarcasm detector must've been broken…good thing DrDarkeny's was off the charts

Mamie Gummer?
I barely know her!

Fagin analogues
I think we can all agree that Robin Williams in August Rush is the best Fagin analogue ever. Hell, he's probably better than the original. August Rush is just an all-around great movie.

"You know the drill from there: Yell yell yell, fight fight fight"
Do these kids live in a real-life version of The Itchy & Scratchy Show?

human centipede IRL

Great point about 30 Rock and Tracy Jordan's fake movies. I loved the recent Precious-baiting "Hard to Watch." "Honky Grandma Be Trippin'" is my favorite, though.

Seinfeld fake movies
Oh man, Rochelle, Rochelle. If you see one movie about a young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk, make it this one.

ooh la la
J'ai des nipples, Greg. Est-ce que pouve vous me traire?

Agree with the Flyin Hawaiian. I also didn't like his constant attempts to paint everything that was happening as a backlash against Reagan, maaaan.

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Our Band Could Be Your Life
Interesting stories written terribly. I loved and hated it at the same time. Anyone else feel that way?

I thought the rules were kinda unclear
Just how many gold stars did a contestant need to move on? And how many red stars meant their road ended there? I really wish the host would have explained this at least a time or two…

Which one contestant?

Objection overruled. You'd better be going somewhere with this, Counselor…

Pot v. Kettle
Ah yes. The unclean hands doctrine.

where is the FAIL/I must have the FAIL/fiery canceraids, i need it all right now!

WU TANG

Pollack is not the preferred nomenclature. Polish-American, please.

Man, I'm laughing so hard reading this thread. I'll add one more: