It's a good rule of thumb to let someone know where you'll be when you're hiking.

I did that without traveling to Washington, D.C.

Danzig was also featured in the original version of Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" in place of Wyclef Jean.

why can't they be negotiators who use finger-banging as a stoning tool?

count me in
i'd slide down to elizabeth banks IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

Thanks
Ask and ye shall receive. Thanks, Leonard, for writing this up

If'n your lookin' to book-learn up on NASCAR, yall oughta look into "He Crashed Me So I Crashed Him Back"

I wouldn't consider myself a NASCAR fan, but I have been to a race, and by God it's a great time. I went to the Bristol night race this August. Everyone was uniformly nice and ready to party. It's the most fan-friendly sport I know of—name one other where the governing body doesn't give a flying fuck if you bring a…

Oh, hi doggy!

I see you've played Knifey Spooney before

That Pavement. He's so FAIL right now.

Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!

Hi Bruce
Are you aware that some actors turn down roles?

truly, this story is wild as the taliban

odd
I was surprised when Japan didn't help out. I would think they'd be terrified of a pack of Macaroni Rascals invading.

Snooki was the best part by a mile, mainly because she was always holding a cigarette, a tropical drink, and clutching some Louis Vitton-esque purse under her arm

Dear Leonard
Thanks for the column. But could you pull a few strings and see if someone would start covering Metalocalypse again? The third season has fired back up and it's been great so far. I'd love to discuss it with other similarly inclined folks.

What's that in your pants, Frat Guise? Aw, human feces!

Keep it down, I'm trying to watch the Honeymooner marathon

I just got you that!