it's people

remember Brian Wilson go deep like a Navy SEAL

the ex-girlfriend
i love the scene of george describing the breakup. "SonofaBANG! SonofaBOOM!"

You'll never make it, Dewey!

My name? It's, um, er…hey what's that?

i am a lawyer…
and i dont think that photoshopping is the same thing. it is probably something else very wrong, but it's not child pornography (unless the rules have changed recently)

if you are on the real housewives of DC, you can suck my dick.

if you're from Mexico you can suck my dick.

WHAT'S the DEAL with TEENAGERS?

"Took" is the prequel. "Will Have Taken" is the third film.

The Original
Taken was awesome. Disagree at your peril—Liam Neeson is watching

haha

Step Up 2 The Taken

No one likes Delaware. Kentucky is where it's at! Ha-cha-cha

he's too helpful to be much of a supervillain

I don't know why, Felt Pelt, but "for tax purposes" made me laugh out loud, as the kids are saying these days

There is no castration FAIL, Eric.

you may now kiss the FAIL

poor title
More like "Joan Rivers: A Piece of ASS" amirite?

Has anyone heard anything about the soundtrack to Jonah Hex? I'm curious since Mastodon is doing it…but you're all right, the movie looks like it could be a dump. I didn't know GOB was involved, though. "I'm an ideas man, Jonah!"