as the great poet drive by truckers once said
dreams are given to you when you're young enough to dream em before they can do you any harm
They don't start to hurt until you try to hold on to them after seeing what they really are

Well, you see, the ethics…of business…the thing about that is AAAARGH

GODDAMNIT Mustache and Hanks, Jr., you took a full hour to solve this case! You've wasted MINUTES of the taxpayer's time and resources. Pull that type of shit again and I'll HAVE YOUR BADGES

what?
There's no way anyone in their right mind would turn down $20 million for a site with MS paint drawings of cocks on pictures of celebrities. Right?

Just downloaded Wavering Radiant about 10 minutes ago—five bux at Amazon right now. Looking forward to getting into it.

I've figured that Coe's racist songs were some sort of big, ironic joke to him, but I went to college down south where I knew lots of people who embraced that side of him completely unironically. Not necessarily Coe's fault, but not cool in any event.

ouch!
Can you say…dicksicle?

and he's a ninja.

and i shiated on your couch. whoops.

More importantly, will we be returned to the pre-1982 timeline in which Rico can toss the pigskin a quarter mile?

featuring Queen Latifah as the sassy, wisecracking family dog!

I've got a good idea for a show
It's about a retired major league ump who's a bartender…AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

CGI the fish, let's fast track this one!

Is that your final answer?

I'd wager a farthing that several trebuchets are involved at some point during the film. thus, the reference is valid and shall be allowed to stand, with one point awarded to Keith and one point deducted from all dullards who've questioned it.

i hope this film includes the following lines:
Common be ballin, DAMN Common be ballin!
AW HELL NAW
That's not a dunk, THIS is a dunk!
It's PEOPLE! The basketball is made of PEOPLE!

reminds me of patton oswalt: "science…we're all about coulda, not shoulda."

YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK FIRSTS SO I PUT A FIRST IN UR FIRST SO U CAN FIRST WHILE U FIRST

a trebuchet is a giant siege engine used to smash walls. because of their size and weight, they take forever to move and get into position. thus, the reference.

mechanics aside, it sums up how I feel about jenny lewis.