jenny lewis
when i say weak ass, you say bitch

c-c-c-combo breaker

Can we keep him, Mommy? PLEEEEEEEEEEASE?

You've got to go through a long commenting process to be allowed to comment, and even then they rank people with stars, too. It is an alleged attempt to only allow funny people to comment, but it seems like a failure to me.

Coming soon…
Everyone's favorite Scouser band, the Beeatlees! That's right, Joe Lennox, Pablo McCarthy, Greg Hardison and Ringey Stars are coming to a theater near you! You'll hear all the hits, including "Can You Buy Me Love," "Five Weeks a Month," "Ticket to Drive" and of course, "Assistance!" Watch the zany…

I can SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

What show was it where a female stand-up comedian goes, "So I had my period today…" and the audience cracks up? Seems like it's an episode of the Simpsons, but I'm not sure. I'd google it, but I'm at work, and any form of ribaldry, even in the pursuit of a laugh, is forbidden

Memoirs are streets ahead!

Deadspin's as much to blame as anyone…that fucked up commenting system just isn't the way to run something like that. About half of the guest chats they run through the comments ends up messing up pretty badly.

Don "The Demon" Donaldson JUST STOOD THERE!

Hey, asshole, my brother died on the set of Kickpuncher. Let's watch Runaway instead.

Who was that unrepentant right wing white dude they interviewed?

Best line of the night
Don: Sit down, watch some TV and we'll be back after our show.
Drunk Ted [in front of TV]: So where's this fancy TV you've been bragging about?

He keeps pushin back Loretta Lynn, too. I got a good mind to take him to Fist City

"I think we should just support our president [unless he's a black demmycrat, then let's call him communist and fascist and imply we'd be better off if he were dead]."

Let me be the first to say…
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPRING BREAK MOTHERFUCKER

Seashells? AH DUUUUUH

Or the spite molestation. That'll show 'em.

Budget deficit: remember when I said I'd reduce you last? I lied.

Robuttnik—replace "Anchorman" with "Talladega Nights" and I'd agree with you. But, as it is, we are now sworn enemies.