Both.

Careful, Proto Man! You'll end up in Apple's vast acid mines!

hopefully this will give GZA enough money to buy his moms a mansion with mad rooms. oh, she's dead? well, he can still put 100 grand in her tomb.

wow, SOMEONE'S carrying a key in they vagina right now

I just hope that they don't fake moves on a nigga they employ. I'd hate to see them throw that A&R nigga off a boat in the Atlantic.

My opinion of her as a tard was sealed last year during Aerosmith week when she told someone (Danny Gokey?) who had just sang "Dream On" that he should have gone with some "early Aerosmith," specifically "Crazy" or "Cryin". My head just about exploded.

Oh dude that would be the shit. Other weeks that would make for very compelling TV:

Correlation = Causation
Just ask this scientitian!

It's anchorMAN, not anchorLADY! It's a scientific fact!

folk mags try to use my old ass, so hippies will give em more cash for grass, fuckers

I don't think that even Ridley Scott himself can work a shot of Russel Crowe on horseback, screaming in defiance of the entrenched powers that be, into a sci-fi horror film. But, I'd like to see him try.

What are you tryin' to do, turn me into a homo?

is it just me…
…or do more people shout out "Emilio!" a la A Night at the Roxbury every time Emilio comes on screen? It's probably just me.

Oi, Hobson!
Take my eyes, but not the Grail!

Yeah, I think of a lot of shittier things when I think Sean Penn

TODAY'S SERMON: WHAT McLOVIN DID

Ebert be shoppin, DAMN Ebert be shoppin

Menelaus "Pass the Biscuits" Pappy O'Daniel? That johnny-come-lately?

…but it's possible to be gay as shit while spelunking, apparently.

It was a stay of execution for my ears.