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I think the original title will do just fine, thanks.

Springsteen misappropriation FTW!

Did you watch the show, Bibble? That's more or less what it boiled down to.

and
BLURST

NEW CARS DONT GET WAXED!

Sexier and the Citier

…or a really terrible back-alley abortion

YOU BACK YOUR JUNK UP!!!
The commercials make this look like Steve Carrel is in full-on screamy mode. Which is his worst mode. James Franco's presence makes it sound a lot better. Does his japanese body pillow accompany him?

I know I'm like seven months late to the party, but I thought I'd chime in. Don tried his goddamndest to put the brakes on the jai alai deal. The client wouldn't listen to him. The other people at the office wouldn't listen to him. So he said fuck the lemons and he bailed. Simple as that.

Nice work, Zulkey!
I only saw Bowersox perform, and I was instantly humbled by your ass-kicking awesome powers of prediction. Little did I know that you only called two correctly. But still. Never thought she would've done that song. Glad to see I called Aaron with the Long and Winding Road. Though in his case we…

bout put a boot in his ass
Once, right after "Courtesy of the Red White and Blue" came out, a buddy in college told me Toby Keith was actually Canadian. I about lost my SHIT. As Nathan points out, though, he's got a couple great songs.

oh sexy giiiiiiiiiirlfriend!

I have a sneaking suspicion you aren't the real McG.

SPOILER ALERT
THEY ALL DIE IN 9/11 ZOMG

@ cathartic bullets - nice. I would also have accepted "Helter Skelter." Although he'll probably do something like "The Long and Winding Road"

Maybe I just hope no one does "come together" because that song is one of the worst beatles songs.

Can't see Crystal doing "Come Together." I could see her doing "Blackbird" or "Dear Prudence" or something like that.

I say it's something.

Watched Oprah the other day with Mrs. Wycked. Jamie was on and they brought the DJ in, who said he's had a complete change of heart after they showed him caskets the size of king beds that are becoming increasingly prevalent. Yeah, he came across like a 'tard but at least he was willing to admit he was wrong.