Another thing wrong with Ohioans: their steadfast refusal to drive in the righthand lane on the interstate.

I'll tell you what rules—things that suck. Authenticity. The whole shebang.

What's the DEAL with stuffing your dog?

O SHIT IT WAYNE BRADY SON!
At least the PCP scene led to the badass "Chappelle's Show" episode in which Wayne Brady makes Dave "get wet." "If you do not HIT this, we have a PROB-lem!"

Why you acting so messed up towards ME?

I'm much more fond of saying that when someone tells a story that has nothing to do with anything.

Zoolandier

flameflameflameflameflameflameflameflame

You know, across from that bar…Tobias is the Queen Mary or something like that. The street toughs like to hang out over there.

DAVE: Whew, I think we're safe. No way those Jay Lenos can make it in here

dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you

Runaways Biopic
So she'll be the Janie Jimplin of the band?

I thought Chevy Chase would fail pretty hard, but he's still got it

I'm looking forward to Trudy Campbell all hepped up on goofballs hanging out with the negroes down at Birdland.

how bout a spoiler alert for fuck's sake???
I've only just finished season 2 of Mad Men. THANKS FOR NOTHING for telling me Kennedy gets shot! Jesus!

teh bibles

How old is Lupe Fiasco?

she's also awesome in Walk Hard as Dewey Cox's ex-wife, popping up randomly to say "you're never gonna make it!!!" despite the fact that he has clearly made it.

GILLLLLLLLLLY
jesus i hate kristin wiig on saturday night live, but she's been suprisingly non-awful in supporting movie roles. i guess i too will remain cautiously optimistic

good read
Vivica is quite enthusiastic for just about everything. That's a welcome change to the cynical, despairing hellscape that is the AV Club