Miss Things One and Two
Are they anything like Jenna's gay Patrice on 30 Rock? Because that shit's hilarious

His Granddaughter
Saw P-Funk in Birmingham about five years ago. His granddaughter came out and rapped on a song called "Something Stank and I Want Some." That, plus "something smell like a skunk and I need some," was the chorus. The third verse starts off with her talking about needing a man with a big dick, and…

GASP!
It's Ennui, the cigarette smoking Frenchman layabout who served as the mascot for the 1924 Chamonix Games! I MUST HAVE IT

nice
saw mr. oldham play for four point five hours at the round barn in lexington, ky. great show. he's a fun guy to watch onstage.

I took it as a reference to christian bale being a pain-in-the-ass on the set of terminator: salvation. But then again, I've never heard of The Young Ones.

Stupid may have been a poor word choice, as you point out the opposite of that is "smart". So maybe "not awesome" would have been better. Because the rest of the movie IS awesome

As great as Dazed and Confused is, I think it really had this same problem. School's out for the summer? Better play "Schools Out (For the Summer)"! Cruising around town? "Low Rider" will fit the bill! Freshman getting hazed? "No More Mr. Nice Guy" works perfectly! Was anyone else put off by this? It's…

RADICAL!

ken cosgrove
wasn't the first at sterling cooper to fuck pete campbell but he won't be the last, eitehr

and throw ice cream cones at kara

absolutely dreadful.

t-shirt off guy…
reminds me of Vaughan from Community. Just wish he would've played Gettin' Rid of the Britta so I could have an excuse for walking around the office going "She's a G.D.B!" all day. as it is, I just look like a tard

Loretta By God Lynn
I can't help but notice you keep pushing her back. What gives?

one word
BLOW JOBS

don't mind me — my shit's all fucked up and i talk like a fag

I quipped to my assembled pals that the searcher was going to type "getting a backalley abortion in paris." It KILLED.

best attack ad ever
STEVE HOLT IS A BASTARD

independence day
it's already been made but that was the first day America existed. that could be good.

Jorge—yeah, you're probably right. I come from a Baptist upbringing and because of that I've unfortunately had lots of run-ins with FOTF. They don't seem like they would back down on something like this. I can see them airing the whole thing or taking it down and protesting that CBS refused to let them air the…

Spot on
I only saw a couple minutes of the show, and I could not believe it when the CEO hauls that goatee sporting schlub in to skewer him for holding employees to thirty minutes for lunch. I think I said something identical to your "middle managers will have to be the villains" turn of phrase to my wife.