There's still something fiercely personal about that first Star Wars, and that's enough to give it some kind of merit. If you're looking for something more disposable, try the 80s, and specifically, something like Top Gun (Mark Harris makes a case for/against it in his Day the Movies Died essay from a few years ago).

I know, I know. All apologies.

I read Anne Dudek as Alan Tudyk and nodded in approval.

Or if that doesn't work out, he can be paired with a woman, a cute little kid, a cuddly old dog, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun.

Mine's the day before. I would also like a subscription to Black Starz.

It sounds more like Zoolander but with magic and half-written jokes.

So we're getting the new Deltron this year? For sure?

Oh, and that guy from the Shins. And that guy from Surfer Blood.

Flying spaghetti is no laughing matter, @avclub-577bf73a564d1fd9878f3c70f931a066:disqus .

While I agree with you, can we please stop using the Flying Spaghetti Monster as an atheistic replacement for God?

Okay.

Buttheads.

I always thought that Ed, Edd, n Eddy, with it's grating, asshole children, was a more accurate portrayal of the 9-12 age group.

What's that extra z for?

What's that extra z for?

Let's reanimate Moebius.

Let's reanimate Moebius.

Punch-Drunk Love was fucking hilarious.

Punch-Drunk Love was fucking hilarious.

Have you conversed with Gary Oldman lately? He's really quite the raconteur.