Have you conversed with Gary Oldman lately? He's really quite the raconteur.

Johnny Depp is like Gary Oldman if Gary Oldman wasn't all that interesting.

Johnny Depp is like Gary Oldman if Gary Oldman wasn't all that interesting.

People who do tend to be.

People who do tend to be.

I'm sure this has not been/will not be addressed at any point.

I'm sure this has not been/will not be addressed at any point.

In this day and age, where a show like South Park embraces its advantage to satire and Family Guy relishes its lowbrow incoherence, there's really no reason for something as middling as The Simpsons.

In this day and age, where a show like South Park embraces its advantage to satire and Family Guy relishes its lowbrow incoherence, there's really no reason for something as middling as The Simpsons.

If only.

If only.

jsoda.

jsoda.

Better than Bronson, Missouri.

Better than Bronson, Missouri.

No.

No.

I'd listen to that.

I'd listen to that.

MC Rove.