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Honor_Blackman
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C'mon Heisler! That was only two weeks ago.

So movies are formulaic, rely on archetypes, and are made based on a pitch more than the story itself. Shocking. No wonder 98% of them are fucking terrible.

Flashman = Fucking Toadie. ZMF doesn't need some lameass like you sucking his dick all the time. That's what the troll's wives are for.

Superman blowing his super load into Ra's Al Ghul's mouth a/k/a Crystal Blue Persuasion.

Siggy, you've obviously never fucked someone in the ass. If poop particles come flying out with your dick, that's just a bonus.

Spock is a woman?

(UPDATE: SO SHE'S DEAD. THAT'S IT! BYE!)

Who????