Thanks, Steffs; I'm gonna touch on both episodes tomorrow for a change! I'm a bit concerned that one topic will gross everyone out, but knowing the group… probably not. [takes drink]

Interesting…
"Everything about the show seems pitched at little kids, but for the fact that the major plotline of the show involves the two female leads trying to have as much sex as possible. "

[takes drink] Hey, Ebert liked it.

…I want people to compete! But I don't consider it "competing," I consider it "feeding the mystique."

Oh man. I nearly choked on an ice cube laughing at that. EXCELLENT work, phodreaw! I should've consulted with you on my one act with Berman, above.

Thanks, as always, for the kind words everybody! And don't forget to feed the mystique—I'm sure somebody (Chartex? You around?) could come up with some awesomely wolf-ish anecdotes. In the meantime, drinks are on me!

SCENE: Interior - Office of Producer Rick Berman
[Berman is flogging a prostitute wearing a ball gag and tied tightly with large ropes as Frakes enters.]
Frakes: "Hey, Ricky, could I talk to you for a sec?"
Berman: [Continues to flog the woman using a single-tail whip] "WHEN I SAY YOU SUCK IT, YOU SUCK IT BITCH; DO YOU…

[takes drink] Gotta agree with Cookie on this one (although that's nothing new; he's one well-spoken monster). Phantom Menace has a pretty great saber fight in it that's surrounded, unfortunately, by an incredibly shitty film. But what's good in the second one? I can think of only one shot: angsty teen Skywalker…

You're right, Tuck, although it was weird 'cause I usually don't go for the whole scat thing. We were lucky Berman wasn't there, the sick bastard.

Why, thank you Mrs. Peel, you are the sexiest superspy ever. And thanks to everybody else—you guys rock! Drinks are on me!

That's the sad part, Kwy… Kwyj… Mr. Mxyzptlk. I was so completely fucked out by Braga's bunch that I couldn't even try to put the moves on D'Abo. And DeLancie was in town! I still haven't forgiven Braga for it.

That was awesome, Wesley!

Thanks, Buckaroo, as always you're a gentleman and a scholar. Glad to share an Internet too, Cal. Drinks on me, everybody!

I'm honored that anybody would put me in the same category as Cookie Monster, truly the best gimmick commenter on these boards. Thanks, Tuck! What're you drinking? I'll buy you another.

Tuck—try the beard. It just might give you abilities you never knew you had.

Oh, so THAT'S who that is. Amazing how spankable she looks up there.

Anywhere I lay, that is an AWESOME idea. I vote that Koski has to dress up in the Deanna Troi Cheerleader Costume for one of the 16. And the WW picture absolutely must be the "short shorts" version, not the "sticky blue leather pants" one.

Yeah, the giant tongue has served me well over the years. Thanks for the kind words, everybody! (And nice avatar pic there, Lux.)

Genevieve—I'm already half in the bag this morning, but even I could see those were troll comments. Heck, they were even *unregistered* trolls! Don't let the trolls get you down, babe. I'll make you a bloody mary; you'll feel better.

Minaj and Rihanna
"Minaj has downplayed rumors of bisexuality, but if fans want to imagine her and I dunno, Rihanna—who contributes 'Rude Boy' to the compilation—in a series of acrobatic sexual scenarios, and if doing so makes them more likely to buy her next album, I suspect that Minaj wouldn't have a problem with…