Lessee, by season 6 she would've been… 18, so HOLY HELL YES Billy. Let's drink to that!

I can't believe
It's nearly the end of the day and AVClub has no comment about the article over at EW.com with the title, "Christina Hendricks: They're real, and they're spectacular!"

I dunno, Malcontent (you outstanding chocolate beauty, you), I sometimes wonder whether Kermit is sort of a 'hostage' in that relationship. Like he doesn't really WANT to be with her, but is afraid of the consequences if he breaks it off. Wish I could hook him up a few times with some undemanding, GGG tree frogs.…

Much obliged, Buckaroo! [takes drink] And thanks, everybody; you're too kind. Nice to see others feeding the mystique! That was hilarious, Chartex!

We're listening, WYMM, keep going…

Wait, "John Birch Society?" Shit, all these years I thought it was the other way around and they were advocating a change to wooden toilet seats.

She has two jobs according to the description, but it only mentions the waitressing gig. Is it too much to hope the other job is "face sitter?"

I was gonna suggest midgets. Or, wait, what type of growth problem did Gary Coleman have? There's gotta be another guy out there with that problem. Then you'd also have a decent actor instead of Jake Lloyd—I mean, a completely fucking clueless 11-year-old.

Soooo, Sheltie, do you have this Paz Lenchantin's number? Does she live in the L.A. area somewhere? [takes drink]

I saw that picture and immediately thought what I always think when I see Kiera Knightley:

NICE, Chartex! I nearly choked on the ice in my drink laughing at parts of that. How'd you know I used to subscribe to "Swank?" Anyway, nice job.

Much obliged, Jean-Luc; let me buy you a scotch.

If I had a dime for every time I encountered someone helpless against wood…

Carrie Fisher's kinda hot when she's hammered. Man, I wish I coulda been the guy responsible for taping her breasts on set back in '76. [takes drink]

Fucking John de Lancie or NO ONE.

It's not like Bond *never* drank gin martinis. He had gin martinis 19 times in the books.

Thanks for the kind words, Tuck. And Archmage! Potions of Longevity? They're much appreciated, but who've you been talking to? If it was a redhead from Atlanta, don't believe a thing she…

If looser sexual mores is wrong, does anybody here want to be right?

HEY! You forgot "drunk," Mister. Although right now I'm just at the 'golden glow' stage.

Eh. She needs to actually eat something once in a while. I just can't go for an ass that's so… bony.