She *does* look like some clumsy inebriate, Shore Patrol, and it's damn sexy. The naked, shapely ass begging me to come over and say "Hi," the booze (I think it's port) carelessly strewn about the floor… Mmmmm! Note to self: land a blonde before Sunday. And buy some Graham's Reserve Porto. [takes drink, jots note]

Hey there, Malcontent. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. [wink]

I've never heard of it either, but it sounds pretty decent.

Damn straight, On_2. I can't even begin to list the amount of tang I've tasted over the years because I can maintain a strong frame. If you can successfully lead a woman into multiple pivots after a hover in Foxtrot, she WILL be sitting on your face later. FACT.

Its main problem was it had Naomi Watts—essentially a national treasure—and then it kept her mostly clothed for the entire running time. Who DOES that?

Hey there, Malcontent. Nice avatar pic.

If you want a good ass-rubbing sub, you gotta go with Cousins. Bread's tough but pliable.