I've seen you wear ear phones that aren't plugged into anything! She wears a fanny pack with nothing in it everywhere! Atticus spends his weekends rummaging through yard sales looking for jean shorts!  And his name … is Atticus!

They can't do hipster bashing better than Happy Endings, Season One.  So why bother?

They can't do hipster bashing better than Happy Endings, Season One.  So why bother?

Bachelor Party.

Bachelor Party.

Bachelor Party.

Bachelor Party.

Bro/Bra Code is junior high shit.  And often gets extended when convenient so that no one pisses on a yellow tree.

Bro/Bra Code is junior high shit.  And often gets extended when convenient so that no one pisses on a yellow tree.

$264,000 is more money than most of us will ever see in our lives?

$264,000 is more money than most of us will ever see in our lives?

Fuck you, the Nineties were awesome.

Maybe because you imagined it as it likely never happened?

Maybe because you imagined it as it likely never happened?

A song older than harmony … prove your quantum leap music theory.

A song older than harmony … prove your quantum leap music theory.

Funny how authors of articles stick to their main premise and don't take into account the thematics demands of readers who don't exist until the article is published.

Funny how authors of articles stick to their main premise and don't take into account the thematics demands of readers who don't exist until the article is published.

I don't think you know what "win" means.

I don't think you know what "win" means.