How committed to partying is she, though? Does she truly want to "Party All the Time"?

So… dead, then?

I look forward to never watching this.

Toilet wine or GTFO

Just saw it yesterday and all the glowing praise it's receiving is well-deserved. Powerful, poetic, emotional - to quote Han Solo, "It's all true." The performances are uniformly excellent, but Ali and Harris' stood out to me in particular and it would be criminal if they were overlooked.

I thought he was terrific in The Ghost Writer, which is itself a very underrated political thriller

Basketball was never like this, Ewan… Disappointing to read. American Pastoral is one of my favorite novels, and the trailers looked promising. Oh well, guess I'll wait till it's streaming on something nine months from now.

It's being built on the back of the ride-share/gig economy which allows for easy delivery without having to actually hire dedicated drivers/delivery people.

The more Facebook tries to integrate into every aspect of my life, the more I want to run screaming away from it. Seriously, fuck off you desperately needy creepy fucking creeps.

I once made the mistake of getting a pizza in London made by French people. It was terrible.

Jack Reacher: Once You Go Black…

Never Stop Never Reaching

Fuck you Jobu

Working on a sex farm?

I don't like musicals either, but actually really enjoy this show. The lyrics are funny and bizarre in the best way. Give it a shot.

I happened to catch one during the baseball playoffs the other day. It had a bunch of women talking about Trump protecting their rights, but I think it was actually about gun control as opposed to reproductive rights. It played like satire, though sadly it had the kind of incoherent "logic" that conservatives love.

Stay away from all Wal-Marts, liquor stores, low-end pharmacies, trailer parks, wrestling and NASCAR events, and I think you should be fine.

They're in-season!

Another day, another reason to despise Twitter.

The routines had me cracking up, too. Especially the Plumber and Fist. Not the most elevated humor, but damn if it wasn't funny.