Jerry Seinfeld is a good looking fella, he just had a bad haircut in the 90's. Julia Louis-Dreyfus had the same thing going. She looks better now than she did in '94 with the Elaine haircut.

Oy vey.

Oy vey.

He's no Eric Stonestreet, that's for sure.

He's no Eric Stonestreet, that's for sure.

You got 10, then you got 10 more and then it's like, what's this? Four more! 24!

You got 10, then you got 10 more and then it's like, what's this? Four more! 24!

What kind of monster would give this episode anything less than an A?  

What kind of monster would give this episode anything less than an A?  

And if you don't repost her haunting final comment 10 times, you'll wake up in the middle of the night and she'll be at the foot of your bed with a skateboard embedded in her skull and she'll eat your face with her razor teeth. I know it sounds crazy but it's totally true. If you do repost this comment 10 times, say…

And if you don't repost her haunting final comment 10 times, you'll wake up in the middle of the night and she'll be at the foot of your bed with a skateboard embedded in her skull and she'll eat your face with her razor teeth. I know it sounds crazy but it's totally true. If you do repost this comment 10 times, say…

If it had said 'what do you think his cock smells like??' I would have been like, 'frrt' but the inclusion of the word 'reckon' really did it for me. Legit lol.

If it had said 'what do you think his cock smells like??' I would have been like, 'frrt' but the inclusion of the word 'reckon' really did it for me. Legit lol.

I recently watched the first seasons of Terriers and Justified back to back and I thought Terriers' was stronger. But that second season of Justified…goddamn was it awesome! The two shows are not so dissimilar. Maybe Terriers, an already pretty great show, would've improved considerably too if it had been given the…

I hated Tiny Furniture. I wanted to machine gun massacre everybody in it but since that wasn't possible, I just turned it off after 30 minutes.

The fat cruise ship was called Nadir. Any other allusions to DFW?

He looks like Cy Tolliver. 

Cartman can't fall in love. He is a full-fledged psychopath.

I hate to provide more ammo for the 'MMA is hella gay' crowd but many fighters shave off their body hair to reduce friction, so they can slip out of holds more easily.

Whatever, Britta.