I'm seeing double here, four Nic Cages!

What Dawes life?

'But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.'

Did you guys know that Chris Kuroda is like the fifth member of Phish? He does the lights.

He's amazing! Everything he does is just…amazing!

Yeah and Comedy Central never re-airs any thing.

I gave it an F.

I thought the Brady Bunch post-Roe v. Wade joke was pretty good. The split-screen with the golf clubs and the TV got a laugh out of me.

The first 10 minutes were my favorite. All of those Schlang (or whatever the company was called) logos had me dying. The sex/shrim scene and the ending were also really great. The middle section left a lot to be desired though. I gave it a B.

San Francisco cocksucker.

That Dam U joke made me laugh a lot more than it probably should've.

I'm pretty sure she said 'Bonged.'

The blurry POV and the 'I think your fucking skull's broken' line…oy vey. That shit was seriously unsettling.

Surely you at least remember 'those who doubt me suck cock by choice.' It's already been posted like four times in the comments section (twice by me, including this post).

I am good at first impressions, and you are a fucking cunt!

Those who doubt the first season of Deadwood suck cock by choice.

Your own personal 'Time Enough at Last.'

He's simply mahvelous!

And it was an article!

Legit LOL