Weak, O'Neal. Even retards need a place to go.

*shrugs*

HE WAS IN ON IT THE WHOLE TIME!

"I'm… a card carrying member of NAMBLA"

That song (Daddy's Gone) is the only song on the record that I dig. It's fun to sing along to.

This is pretty funny. I got so drunk Friday night that I managed to get called an "ASSHOLE!" by a one-armed Russian engineering grad student, who happened to be a smoking-hot blonde*. Seriously. But that isn't bragging, that's just telling a story.

I put cocaine in everything, especially my cocaine.

@Pooscooper

@Marlowespade

I agree. Phel DOES look like Kathy Bates.

Is it as good as the movie? Can I jerk off to this too?

whould would YOU do
I love that show. It brings out the best/worst in me. 'What would I do if a Mexican dude was denied service for being Mexican?' I'd kick the shit out of that bloody weasel clerk! I'd stab him with my hunting knife! Although it kind of worries me that that's my reaction to every scenario. …

@ Strike

You've got a head like a ping-pong ball. (You've got a head like a ping-pong ball.)

whoa
Check out the ridiculous Canadian accent on the High Rollers video. He sounds like my Uncle Gord did before he had his voicebox removed.