Dane Cook pees Seinfeld? My translation box is broken.
ALittleBirdie
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Apparently, it's an American thing. Rosco's Chicken and Waffles is pretty big in LA.
When I find you, I will record hours and hours of me laughing and put the recording in a secret spot in your house.
THE SOUP AFTERPARTY!!!!!!!!
Happy birthday, Sir Affro.
To be honest, I probably wouldn't have bought one. $60 is a lot, yo. Had I known that it was an original banksy, I would have bought ten.
You would have stayed up all night! Naughty
Happy birthday, Stingo. I believe you owe me a birthday wish. Just saying…. Birthdays are crazy, huh
Fine. I want to know where Narwhal lives.
To rule the world
Hey! I don't remember ever throwing cats in a non-rage state!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I CAN'T READ BACKWARDS! I'M GOING TO DIE
You're a huge nerd.
What gives you the weirdest boner?
Oh man. I really want to see Joel McHale's jet ski short film.
*sees abbrev.*