SOCIETY!… and that time when I ate that roll of raw biscuit dough. I'm so ashamed.

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I AM ALREADY IMMUNE TO DEAD PUPPIES

Best two bucks I've ever earned. For three bucks, I'll eat play doh. For four bucks, you get two hours worth of work from this ninja assassin (already starting my private practice).

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! NINJA! Maybe we will be each sent to kill each other. I DON'T KNOW! I'M EXCITED!

Shhhhhhh. I was never here.

Oh, then I could be an assassin, as I'm great with sneaking up on people and… not-stabbing them too.

This all began once I started to not come around anymore. I never knew I had this much power until now. With great power comes great responsibility. I know this now.

Ok

Sure? I don't really know what it's about but I'm sure I won't mind. I never say something on here/the forum/tinychat that I would mind if it went out to all of you. Do whatever you want with it.

Actually, I would like to replace this with the GIF version of this comment.
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Reaction to your cutenesses.

I never have a social life. I'm just busy… doing stuff. Did you read Friday's article in the New York Times? That's me. I read it all by myself. Real proud of it too. Thinking about framing it.

Give in to the Big Daddy film love. There are literally dozens of us!

HEY! You know what!….. yeah…..

Awwwww. He thinks that he curses. How fucking adorable.

Did someone say Mark Ruffalo…..

Statistically, men die sooner. Anyways, listen to glaz. Always listen to glaz.

1.) Yes.
2.) No opinion. But I'd probably like it. I dunno.
3.) Yes