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Not to be a total Sandler apologetic but every time the guy tries to do anything even slightly different it makes dick at the box office and he can just go hang with his buddies and fart out grown ups and they can all get maseratis so I can't really blame him.

I, uh…i'd watch that show.

the hilarious part is that dexter and hannah are supposed to have this insane chemistry/deep passion and literally the only time i felt like they did was when he screwed her on the kill table. other than that him and lumen/julia stiles had 100 times the on screen chemistry. i honestly think that the plan was to have

the dexter writers don't remember anything that happened more than an episode ago except for super broad things like characters names, it's too funny. it was highlighted pretty badly this season when rando cassie character was living in the apartment next door to dexter despite the fact that like 4 seasons ago dexter

go read the long spoiler post as to what the finale is about on redditt and you'll figure out what the spin-off is gonna be fairly easily.

i'd have to go back and watch the first 3 seasons again (haha yeah right i'm not going to do that to myself) but i felt like Rita actually got fairly interesting when Dexter was hooking up with "heres my titties" who killed robodoakes, but i could very well be wrong about this.

lol dexter being "revealed"…not happening. as we've seen pretty much every time from jump, everything revolves around dexter and he is going to get his happy ending because scott buck and co. see him as a hero.

GAHHHHHHHHH!

compared to what we are seeing from dexter now i'd say if you go back to season 1 and 2 you'd feel like you're watching a fucking masterpiece of television.

i'm pretty sure we covered that with Hannah last year. oh who cares if she gets arrested no one will believe some wacky bitch over the dynamic morgan duo! and it's true, batista wants to cup dexters balls every chance he gets, not like he'd believe anything oliver has to say.

I CAN SEEEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE!!!!! oh wait theres a hurricane coming nevermind.

honestly, the realization that after some 20+ years that he no longer has the compulsion to kill could be pretty interesting. unfortunately it comes about because of hannah mcckay's serial killer super love and is done in the most moronic way possible that it is awful.

i wanted to see Walt come to that realization on BB…break the phone, now to call the fake id make me dissapear guy..aw, shit!

it has been mentioned a couple of times but i'll bring it up again, someone posted a link to an inside the writers show where they spoke with the writers of dexter and they admit that they see Dexter as a superhero, so they are always trying to make him the winner more or less. Which pretty much throws out the most

despite the fact that he's a sociopath and incapable of loving anyone.
the big theme for this season is that dexter actually IS capable of loving someone.

since they've spent so much time painting hannah as a sympathetic character who has only murdered out of self preservation it wouldn't surprise me in the least to have her do the exact opposite of what shes done and just straight up start murdering people for no reason.

the editing has looked really bizarre this season. a lot of the stuff happening has had a "dream sequence" feel to it. its really hard to explain. i've honestly considered that deb shot and killed dexter in the container, but judging by all the "coming next time" shots i think that reddit spoiler post is probably

the Vogel character actually ruins one of the better aspects of the show for me, that Harry invented the code on his own to try to give Dexter a shot at a life. now its just he went to some weirdo psychopath expert who invented a code for him.

Dexter apparently has a shit ton of money AND he is going to sell his beach front condo, decent SUV and extremely nice boat, so he will be getting even more money.

i don't know, Lem is "worried" about Dexter and thinks Hannah may be controlling him, he sounds about as dumb as everyone at Miami Metro. Also, Miami Metro just lets a lot of fucking people wander around its department at all hours of the day. Lem showed up at what appears to be like 11pm and Batista is apparently