Goodness! That wasn't very nice. I'mma fuck you up, son.

Goodness!  You'll have to call me so we can talk about it, dearie.  I mean you, Scrawler, but also you, spicoli.  You do still have my number?

Goodness!  My Miata was made to go fast, dearie!

Goodness!  You (I?) of all people would know.  ;-)

Goodness!  I think it's time for me to tell the truth.  I'm actually Scrawler, everyone.  There was an unfortunate time-travel incident several years back, and I had to take one for the team in order to save my own life.

Goodness!  You bring the wine, I'll make the popcorn, dearie.  I may need to watch a second time by myself, though!  For…reviewing purposes.

Goodness! I'm glad you learned my lessons on how to wrangle men, dearie! What a wonderful granddaughter.

Goodness! Who will play Princess Diana? I think she and Elton were dating.

Goodness!  Go get me a switch, young man!

Goodness!  I promise that if you come visit me, I'll give you an elephant brooch I never let your mother have!

Goodness!  I should have read the article more closely.  Perhaps I'll go to my granddaughter's house to watch it.  We could have quality grandmother-granddaughter time.  I'll bake cookies, dearie!

Goodness!  Perhaps I'll go see this with my senior discount.  Liberace seemed like such a nice young man, so I assume his friend was a nice young man also!

Goodness!  I was watching Anderson Cooper (what a nice young man!) and almost forgot to read Savage Love.

Goodness!  Scrawler is right.  Whoever was in that movie seems like a nice young man but Meryl Streep is simply wonderful!

Goodness!  No, I think Jodie Foster would be happier with Anderson Cooper.

Goodness!  We're through the looking glass!  I'm just glad Scrawler has so many friends.  I hope she can bring you all over for cookies sometime!

Goodness!  We're through the looking glass!  I'm just glad Scrawler has so many friends.  I hope she can bring you all over for cookies sometime!

Goodness!  You promised not to tell anyone!  I guess I'll have to change it.

Goodness!  You promised not to tell anyone!  I guess I'll have to change it.

Goodness!  I thought we always made sure to behave when you were at our house, dearie!