Until just now I thought "Nazneen Contractor" was a fake name, made up by Liz Lemon or Leslie Knope or someone in an Adam McKay comedy like "Dr. Chim Richalds."

Man oh man, Ol' Brucio sure wore his jeans high back in the day, didn't he.

So did Scott.

Travis pre-dates Coldplay by several years and Chris Martin has said there'd be no Coldplay were it not for Travis.

If you want Mulder AND Scully, look to Catatonia.

Use offer code LIVE to get the best seats and buy before Friday's on sale, per an email I just got from the Carolina Theatre.

People will think they're seeing double at the show, since I too am a 36-40 white guy. When my wife and I go to Fullsteam, it's like a Where's Waldo game for her to pick me out of the crowd.

Seconding A Camp.

Maybe it's just me, but for me Gino is a CBB all-time great, mostly because Gabrus is SO FAST with references and tangents. I didn't know that the came to the show as a fan first. That's super.

True story: I worked for a party DJ service as my first job right out of college. We did Ladies' Nights at various bars, high school dances, wedding receptions, and all the usual places you'd expect to find a schlub playing stupid music.

Holy shit, that's Dane Cook as The Waffler. For the first ten seconds I thought THAT was the joke.

I looked it up and he plays a character named "Steve Spurrier." Please tell me he wears a visor, carries a clipboard, and says his lines in a headset.

Between Die Hard and Love Actually, Alan Rickman was my Christmas spirit animal.

Solid C+ comment.

TITULAR 'TIL I DIE.

My holiday heart is imperviously surly.

I bet it'll still have more kicking than Star Wars.

As far as I'm concerned, for the last 15 years this show has only been an endless loop of John Henson screaming "Yeah, get some! Work that Dum Dum, baby!" at a clip of a monkey eating a lollipop.

Wait…neither the guy nor the weapon is named "Krull?"

I'm just happy there's been [SPOILERS] so much John Ennis and Jay Johnston in these first two eps.