Judge John Hodgman ruled on this long ago and his ruling stands. A hot dog is not a sandwich.

I saw a tweet yesterday that asked if Ben Carson's campaign is a Nathan For You. Sounds right.

My name is Ben Carson
And I'm here to say
Joseph built the pyramids
To store some grain.

Photo…kimp?

I'm living the example of Jesus, by which I mean frequently yell at Jews, too.

I hope they just spend 90 minutes ripping Trump in every last sketch (and Sia rips up a picture of him, Sinead O'Connor-style), showing what an asshole he his and how his supporters are worse

Ludacris is black like Barry White, not white like Jack Black.

Such a good soundtrack. I picked it up because I really liked that Pete Droge song but it also cemented my appreciation for the Afghan Whigs and all things Shawn Smith. Even a non-irritating Ween song!

I like to refer to that actor as "Jesse P. Lemons." Try it - you'll like it!

Performed entirely a capella by Scott Aukerman and Paul F. Tompkins.

I like to refer to that actor as "Jesse P. Lemons." Try it - you'll like it!

I was thinking about this while watching WHAS last month and briefly toyed with the idea of drawing a chart showing how various comedians and/or actors are connected to either The State OR Mr. Show.

Are you Cameron Frye?

My daughter, who is three and a half, LOVES this video. She liked the song because Feist was on Sesame Street singing about how much she loves the number 4, but then the full-length video gets her every time because she can't figure out where all the other people come from at the beginning or where they go at the end.

(cake boss)

Feel free to hate, 'cause he ain't trying to be your mate.

That's good. The next time I run into one of these assholes around the neighborhood I'll just dismiss them with a quiet "Couldn't get into Princeton?" and walk away.

I live in Durham, less than a mile from East Campus, and I support the premise that the vast majority of assholes who graduate from Duke are assholes before they get here. I'm talking about the New York/New Jersey/Connecticut (and what the hell, Delaware too) types who seem to think they're in a town full of rubes…

Owen is a clumsy poop.

Hey! It's Marah's dog!