If food is music for the stomach, then sad songs truly are nature's onions.

I saw a tweet the other day that the "Oh. My. God. Becky, look at her butt" intro to Baby Got Back passes the test, and I laughed my balls off.

"Funky Boy," said in Goran Bogdan's accent, is a frequent nickname for my dog.

You would only find one that way if someone else also misspelled his name. #KilbornReborn

I've wanted nothing more in my life than I want to be in the current version of the Odenkirk-Cross-Tompkins-Aukerman-Posehn writers' room.

I brought this up when the original contest was posted, but I think it's giving an HILARIOUS amount of credit to the music fans who'd go on this cruise to assume they've stopped wearing jorts at all, and that those guys would bother to put clothes into a closet.

The Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

I'm just now getting around to watching Season 1 via Netflix, because I'm one of those assholes who "cut the cable" and I don't get IFC anymore and I'm lazy about finding other online sources for material. After blowing through the latest batch of CBB episodes like a coked-up werewolf, I made the decision to ration…

I'm looking forward to the inevitable lawsuits when Tom and the pre-Travis drummer from the "Dammit" video get back together and try to tour as "The Original Blink 182."

I need to see Buckaroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League, the sequel that never happened, complete with Jeff Goldblum reprising his role as New Jersey.

FALSE. There's one near Garner just outside the beltline to the south, and another just outside to the east near Trawick & New Bern Avenue.

I know I've really loved a woman, and I'm pretty sure I've really, really loved a woman, but how can I know if I've ever really, really, really ever loved a woman?

In marathon format, it'll be BOTH! So finally, the name is not confusing!

In high school my best friend and I worked together at a car wash and our company had one billboard out on a busy stretch of highway. We were assigned the task of changing the message to promote a free 2-liter of cola with a certain purchase, and we made the copy as wordy and elaborate as possible given the limited…

Even in 1984, the stereotypical nerd herd included at least one guy in a fedora. The more things change….

It was nice of them to alphabetize the list, but I really think ol' Yodelin' Zeke should've been near the top.

Agreed - solid C.

Waitwaitwait…pull UP my diaper?

Fuck you.

"Dig those jorts out of the back of your closet" is not something Fred Durst fans will have to do.