By discus.

"And then I'm watching through the window, and there's Crow and his grandmother. I'm like…"

"There is a game being played, and I will not be a pawn … for the game is backgammon"

No internal logic - perfect description. Illogical dramatic irony, people turning to dust, and the writers can't even maintain a basic structure. Still, best of the season so far.

The serious pilot in the final episode of People Like Us (Chris Langham series).

Fisher Stevens' writer character in "Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia".

So, no-one's commenting on this?

"Alright, it took all day, but I converted it to a record."

Get him out of here! Get the **** out of my room!

I find it IMPOSSIBLE that no-one's mentioned the following:

And yet, delivered with no care whatsover. Give it one more second and it would have been funny.

And for my real, less urgent post, I felt that the Shirley business was dull and uninspired.

First! Boom! Pop!

The car window winding down was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Best of all when he does in the bedroom, then looks down at the waxed floor.

Ooh. Dramatic short sentence ending. Scary. Yet definitive. Very definitive.

30 Rock was renewed? Oh, right, just another article confirming that it ended. Good. I'd forgotten.

Maybe now her parents will stop hassling her about getting a "real job".

You, sir, are a moron.

You, sir, are a moron.