I loved the previous Broad City premieres, but only as much as Ilana loves Lincoln.
This premiere I loved as much as Ilana loves Abbi.

Mom coverage just for tonight's episode?
I'll take it. This season has been on fire and it puzzles me how despite the ratings it gets as well as the awards for Allison Janney, the show doesn't get nearly half the amount of attention it should have.

Ugh, Bevers

The Zodiac wheel ending up being useless reminded me of the last season of Lost when everyone confronted Jacob about the numbers and he basically dismissed that thing as never being important.

*Horrified Quack*

Solid finale. Mabel and Dipper's storyline ended perfectly but the other sibling relationship left me a tad underwhelmed.

The Y7 rating featured Bill saying "I've got some children to turn into corpses." That line was truly shocking since not only was a Disney character gleefully about to kill kids, but it reminded me how in the Mermando episode when Stan tried to burn Lil' Gideon and said "Burn the child" when the original line was…

As soon as Bill was destroyed and Stan survived, I figured there's no way Stan's amnesia would last long so I wasn't very emotional about that development. Only flaw in the episode for me

We came this close to another Korrasami moment in children's animation

Yup. That's the only episode I actually loved even if Mulder and scully spend most of it apart.

Also, yeah the Homeland security guys were speaking in Arabic (at least according to the closed captioning on my TV) any idea what that was about?

Yeah. That should be…interesting to watch.

So, that episode serves as a good reason for why bringing this show back wasn't such a hot idea. I've been underwhelmed by most of the episodes in the revival, but all the scenes with Mulder and Scully together made it work. Separating them for so long in this episode was a HUGE mistake even if we got shirtless…

It made me happy we saw Ambrose in the ads for next week's finale but not him

The What's on Tonight section

That image of Peter Jackson with the dildo flag was still not as gross a visual as that third Hobbit movie.

"Second season Saul, baby! We know this is the show you expected and wanted to be the top pick,"

Non-pop culture thing this weekend
It took a second try, but I finally got my driver's license! At first I was embarrassed of it since it took me this long to get it when everyone I know got it in high school, but fuck it this is the first good thing that's happened to me in months.

Wow that came off mean. I'm very emotional right now, sorry.

GOOD