I avoided the virgin treatment my first time attending a midnight screening because one of my friends (who was playing Rocky that year) told us about it so we were saved from it. Now I feel like I'm missing out since I didn't get the full experience.

Everyone keeps telling me that, I'm considering skipping straight to the season 1 finale since apparently that's when it starts getting great

Congrats on that successful first week at your new job and happy birthday!

I'm watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time on TV and sber instead of at a midnight screening surrounded by other drunks. It's ok, and the songs are still pretty catchy.

What is wrong with this crazy state!

I hear she's the pig David Cameron had sex with. Kermit you can do ~so~ much better.

"I wonder what drink pairs well with a vintage 70-year-old man."

I too, forgot there was a new episode on, but apparently they're airing it again at 7 in the morning, so I'm setting up my DVR and going to bed happy with the knowledge that they'll be a new episode of Gravity Falls waiting for me when I wake up.

I didn't even know that's what it was until after I finished it, but yes.

Nothing pop culture related this weekend. Been in Austin for a friend's birthday since Friday and last night/early this morning I discovered the delicious joy of greasy food truck pizza at 2 a.m. when you're drunk.

As others have said, I bid thee safe travels and have fun in your new home later this week!

Oh yeah, I forgot this book got compared to Gone Girl. After reading both, I can't imagine why

Books:
The Girl on the Train — So weird I breezed through the last half of the book in under an hour when the first half of the book was difficult for me to read for reasons I'll get into below.

And then after a few days, Nickelodean will pull all units from store shelves without warning.

Yeah, she's the news anchor that he newspaper guy has an obsession with.

Got it

What abs?
If you're going to wear that, at least look good in it

Lea turned into an abusive souse after not overcoming being in his sister's shadow throughout high school.

"Give a gun to the woman who got pregnant too early and makes it our problem."

My God, I think this was the funniest episode Rick and Morty has done. I'm still gasping from laughing so hard.