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Why does everyone think this is a real show?

You spelled "Whitney" wrong.

Not if you zoom out enough.

Every comment on here is depressing the fuck out of me.

Gold Case would've been a fine show if they would've just put the damn briefcases on stands.

Why not?

They went to the Gap and everything!

I just want to know how the hell he rerouted all of the whatnot for the oven in a matter of hours! There was a gap where once there was an entire counter and oven.

Do you enjoy really boring Oscar Bait?

Maaaaan I'm on the wrong floor again…

Why didn't anybody tell me it was bolted down!

"Other Walter", the guy Elaine works with.

Quick George, put a thought in my mind!

"Ryan Reynolds wins Best Superhero"

That baby is such a surrogate-spawn that Bruce Willis would be proud.

If it's not Robin I'll give you 600 Quatloos.

Died in World War 3.

I remember the burglar from Home Alone kept talking about them.

The mother is a shiny hole that came out of nowhere and pisses everyone off?

Because in the HIMYM universe the Earth has become so polluted everyone is slowly choking to death and it changes their voices. And Ted is trying to tell this story while he's on his deathbed slowly choking out his last before dying of Jet-Pox.