Sword in the (Emma) Stone.

Now that someone has brought up the subject of facials to King, there will be three of those jokes every week.

So does the HBO movie about Sarah Palin.

I'm just waiting for the episode where Chris Sarandon is on the plane and it turns out he's a vampire that forgot how to turn into his bat-form to travel.

This times a thousand.

Someone too sophisticated to go by Jim?

What about Rochelle, Rochelle?

And I had sex with your wife.

Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of 'em!

It's that East River…I think it might be polluted!

Good, I seriously don't need to see a movie where some douche like Sam Worthington runs around forcing everyone to call him "Tetsuo".

No, he's actually talking about "Promo The Us".

Marshall is from St. Cloud, MN. Population 65.842.

I was seriously shocked and pissed off at that secret ingredient twist.

Finally.

Perhaps he flashed their secret sign.

We are all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests…

It's even worse if they have jimmy legs and skin like a radiator.

You, Cougar, my son tells me your company sssssstinks!

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I just hit replay here.