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**does wheelie***

**does wheelie***

For some reason, I can only visualize teddy bears fucking, which is fairly fucking horrifying.

For some reason, I can only visualize teddy bears fucking, which is fairly fucking horrifying.

And there are likely some who will be surprised to see neitherJohn Carter nor Battleship included here—two films touted as 2012's biggest failures, yet they actually managed to clean up enough overseas to avoid scraping bottom

And there are likely some who will be surprised to see neitherJohn Carter nor Battleship included here—two films touted as 2012's biggest failures, yet they actually managed to clean up enough overseas to avoid scraping bottom

You can't get scents for $.21 any more.  Nowadays, a good scent runs $.68 (a price I personally find senseless!), while lower quality scents run from $.35 to $.48.  A $.21 scent would hardly have any scent worth sensing!

You can't get scents for $.21 any more.  Nowadays, a good scent runs $.68 (a price I personally find senseless!), while lower quality scents run from $.35 to $.48.  A $.21 scent would hardly have any scent worth sensing!

Calling it trim may also negatively impact your ability to get that sweet, sweet coochie action.

Calling it trim may also negatively impact your ability to get that sweet, sweet coochie action.

Will these co-workers be returning to this Applebees tonight at 5 for some Happy Hour "margies"?

Will these co-workers be returning to this Applebees tonight at 5 for some Happy Hour "margies"?

I can honestly say I've never heard that opinion before.  Most people I know would argue that it's either their best or second-best (after Around the Fur).  There was a time when I'd have argued the same.  Nowadays I'd probably rank it tied for best with the self titled, and if you caught me on the right day, Saturday

I can honestly say I've never heard that opinion before.  Most people I know would argue that it's either their best or second-best (after Around the Fur).  There was a time when I'd have argued the same.  Nowadays I'd probably rank it tied for best with the self titled, and if you caught me on the right day, Saturday

They shouldn't shine like that, though.

They shouldn't shine like that, though.

You're implying that White Pony was a low point for them?

You're implying that White Pony was a low point for them?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson grates on me because he's the kind of physicist who thinks that just because he knows physics, he by extension knows all other things.  He's obviously a smart guy, but I get the feeling like he's not smart enough to keep his trap shut when he's only passingly familiar with something.  Case in point

Neil DeGrasse Tyson grates on me because he's the kind of physicist who thinks that just because he knows physics, he by extension knows all other things.  He's obviously a smart guy, but I get the feeling like he's not smart enough to keep his trap shut when he's only passingly familiar with something.  Case in point