Why won't anyone tell us how much of that money went to George Lucas?  A CONSPIRACY IS AFOOT.

Why won't anyone tell us how much of that money went to George Lucas?  A CONSPIRACY IS AFOOT.

He considered having them all stand facing different directions, but he was afraid that no one would really "get it" get it, you know?

He considered having them all stand facing different directions, but he was afraid that no one would really "get it" get it, you know?

I've already begun composing my 10,000 word essay comparing this album to Heart of Darkness.

I've already begun composing my 10,000 word essay comparing this album to Heart of Darkness.

I assume these statistical analyses are Chi Square goodness of fit tests?

I assume these statistical analyses are Chi Square goodness of fit tests?

You fold the scrubs like you do a coffee filter to make a snowflake.  With sexy results…

You fold the scrubs like you do a coffee filter to make a snowflake.  With sexy results…

Everyone knows that HipsterDBag lives in the fanciest of big, fancy cities - Marietta, GA.

Everyone knows that HipsterDBag lives in the fanciest of big, fancy cities - Marietta, GA.

*Dies of AIDS*

*Dies of AIDS*

I can't believe that none of you Playboys and Playgirls have made a Penthouse joke yet.  Guess I'm the only real Hustler here.

My understanding is that he was dealing with a "burning bush" situation…

My understanding is that he was dealing with a "burning bush" situation…

Ben Gibbard is the one spoken of in the ancient texts of Mulholland Drive; the one who shall deliver us from the original sin of that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon sound.  Only through the messiah, Benjamin Gibbard, can you truly find  your way to West Hollywood.

Ben Gibbard is the one spoken of in the ancient texts of Mulholland Drive; the one who shall deliver us from the original sin of that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon sound.  Only through the messiah, Benjamin Gibbard, can you truly find  your way to West Hollywood.

Ah, but we nerds are not happy until we encourage the culture at large to overproduce the things we love until we get sick of and start to hate those same things.  Case in point - zombies.