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Eh…9.1 Biastiocs.  We'll call it a "return to form".

Eh…9.1 Biastiocs.  We'll call it a "return to form".

Basically, yes.

Basically, yes.

It's interesting that you think that I was trying to defend the song.

It's interesting that you think that I was trying to defend the song.

Thesis: People like to bitch about how simplistic and treacly this song is because it makes them feel smart and wise.

Thesis: People like to bitch about how simplistic and treacly this song is because it makes them feel smart and wise.

Your comment is lie because it implies that there is ever an acceptable age for the faux hawk.

Your comment is lie because it implies that there is ever an acceptable age for the faux hawk.

Ah, man, I know just what you're saying.

Ah, man, I know just what you're saying.

All that it takes to end Grammar World War II is a nucular bomb.

All that it takes to end Grammar World War II is a nucular bomb.

The directions clearly state to cook it in a bag located 1-5 cm from the anus until ready, shake, and then serve.

The directions clearly state to cook it in a bag located 1-5 cm from the anus until ready, shake, and then serve.

Writing my name in the snow is what seperates me from those goddammed gorillas.

Writing my name in the snow is what seperates me from those goddammed gorillas.

That soup needs some fiber because its soooo meaty!