I can't promise to try, but I promise to try to
try.

I've got to go with Never Cry Wolf.  Arctic adventure, planes loaded with beer, wolves, partial male nudity, eating mice, and Brian Dennehy.  What's not to like?

When are they going to get to the fireworks factory???

Which is 3:00 p.m. in the afternoon over here.  Not quite happy hour yet.

Uh, did somebody order a brick?  Coming right up!

They're ILLUSIONS

I saw this movie a year ago when it first came out, and enjoyed it quite a bit, and am excited to know it will get a release in the US.  To be honest, I saw it in Chinese without subtitles, so I didn't exactly get all of it, but I've heard it's even better in the original Klingon.

恐怖分子！

It seems we come pretty close every year when people go nuts setting off fireworks in the middle of the city during the new year festival.  The just-about-to-open Mandarin Oriental hotel burned down a couple years ago in Beijing when an manager at CCTV (central television) decided to celebrate with an illegal…

Gravy Robber.  No?

Excellent.  I can't think of too many places on the intertubes where one can find a Le Corbusier joke.

Actually, it's kind of meaningless putting restrictions on TV, as most young people here (I live in Shanghai) watch programs via internet videos, anyway.  It's also in part because the provincial satellite stations are the ones producing the "overly entertaining programs" stealing viewers away from the central…

Not even Major League Baseball?

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The forecast for Philadelphia's weather tomorrow: Sunny

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The secret ingredient… is salt