there is no year by blake butler, which i honestly expected to bore me to tears since he's buds with tao lin et al (and was also wary of since it looks a little like a house of leaves clone and house of leavse can go fuck) but is actually genuinely unsettling and does some really interesting things with parts of…

i'd say duma key's giant lawn jockey juuuust barely edges out needful things's arthritis spider for worst

speaking of king adaptations that mst3k article got me wondering whether that one segment of the merlin movie about the cymbal monkey was a king adaptation or if they just each independently had the idea of a cymbal monkey killing stuff or if stephen king plagiarized the merlin movie

tje spongebob movie handled this very adroitly with ice cream sundaes

kyriarchical name policing up in here

sebadoh rules lo-fi rules balck metal is for ppl with vitamin deficiences

has there been a get involved for free, internet at any point

use sturdier bread?

idk you could always castrate yourself or sth

lol lovecraft must copmlement all the skrewdriver and death in june nicely

its comedically iffy but absolutely brilliant metafiction

that KAPOW when they first find the effed up dynamite and the dude flicks a teensy bit of nitroglycerin into the bushes made me jump like fifty feet

that duck show keeps making me vaguely aware of its presence and i resent it

that episode of spongebob with pantera rules so much

otoh, blue collar

yup i still think hed be equally comfortable as auteur or propagandist, which creeps me out a little but is also hella fascinating

oh, what a big man you are

he's not the one who hates apples

the pauper must have been pissed

listen to "thalassocracy" a million times