somebody who lives less than an hour and a half from a record store please pick me up the groovy hate fuck 12" thanks in advance

a separate peace was, like, written by committee and focus grouped for the express purpose of getting on 9th grade reading lists — that's the only thing i think would explain it

once upon a time ben gibbard got attacked by a scorpion

it speaks to the degree to which a given socio-moral transgression is commodifiable and shit like that

how was gucci mane's performance? his last couple mixtapes have been a tad lethargic, i'm wondering if he threw most of his creative energies into acting

this is a post about how we need to talk about kevin is not a good movie

righto guvnor they're all bloody daft unlike us english who have never had issues with xenophobia or nativism

i dunno annette bening was pretty normal

yup

too late

that church that da vinci painted the roof of i think

pfffft everlasting belt co is clearly where it's at edsel-wise

klosterman doesn't overthink he doesn't even regular think

i hadn't realized until now how much less frequently ive heard "dank" used in that sense since graduating and i feel like ive been given a gift

let's listen to one of the eight guys in ll bean flannel cover "wagon wheel" on his mandolin and then smoke out of an apple on the campus golf course and get chased by security it'll be soooooo chill

oh, don't get me wrong, dude's got a profoundly incurious, uncritical mind, but have you seen him smugly condescend? ain't nobody in the game smugly condescending like paul ryan's smugly condescending right now

if you're gonna pick somebody widely despised and discredited go with paul ryan — it would legit play to his strengths and also get him out of politics

its funny bc your trivializing a genocide

literally a good post, philistines to the left

"why don't they explain which characters are girls? it left me confused"