that one story about the swan is pretty fucked but also great

i was visiting my grandma the other night and he was on o'reilly talking about how minorities need more personal responsibility but his bad grades in school were because he was from a broken home

not helping adam carolla owns

thats a bad opinion imo the part where they dance to the tetris theme is fantastic

she said a bunch of gross shit about that sandra fluke girl but karma retroactively made her permanently associated with everybody loves raymond

kudos for laying bare the essential similarity of phallocentric male sexuality and the totemism practiced by serial killers…. a brash feminist statement from gwar

wow thats so viral

i very much appreciate how his slovenly ass reminds me to shave post this pic every monday please tia

"classic water" by david berman, or etheridge knight's haiku

this conspiracy theory occurs to me sporadically that nathan rabin actually has abysmal taste and just does the expected negative reviews for terrible stuff so he gets to keep watching it but it's all secretly an a for him

stem major puzzled and frightened by the arts, details at eleven

did you watch jubilee for it? bc you probably should have watched jubilee for it

i'm sory which top chef episode did i miss where hugh acheson was funny or incisive

the act of storage warring (qua scavenging on the carrion of late stage consumerism) is counter-revolutionary and storage wars will be liquidated under the dictatorship of the proletariat

luckily their invaluable contributions to society will go on

"95 percent of short fiction is about bored, depressed rich people"

actually oz was a fictional series

the abyss gazes also bitch

fuck this too

try the static airplane jive ep, it's 8 outrageously catchy songs and only like 10mins long