they look like a ragtag team of criminals assembled to pull off one last heist except it's a cemetery so they'll get away with a haul of maybe some plastic flowers and mini american flags

that was all right

i saw a bit of this once and a dude shaved another dude's armpit and mayor carcetti applauded the beheading of a horse

rip frosted mini chex

i didn't until just now, goddammit

gcb > braying whitney > trutv > nude spurlock >>>> starbucks autoplay

if y ou don't like at least band geeks or the pizza delivery one chances are you have bad taste

the worst part is how cavalierly they've been pillaging gags and motifs from earlier seasons — cf. spongebob paying mr. krabs in sand money that falls apart (like bubble buddy paying in bubble money), squidward stammering incoherently when introduced to a love interest (like mr. krabs meeting mrs. puff), etc etc ad…

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nuh uh

the hunger games is actually really godddamn good — like, my mom likes it, and her tastes run to the crichton/grisham/dan brown axis, so i wasnt expecting anything really impressive and i've been kinda floored thus far. as a y.a. novel it's been especially interesting to think about it in contrast to the harry potter…

the bad opinion store called

do you like golf, mr. sims?

don't tread on me, tiny gnome

lobester1 is counter-revolutionary

anythign with "soaky in the pooper" on it, really

definitely the best since he got run over by that van, at least, and it's the first time he's actually stuck the landing on a zillion page novel — no equivalent of, say, the arthritis spider from needful things or the fucking turtle from it to make the whole narrative suddenly ridiculous

cam'ron arguing on the phone with the jamaican guy is pretty great

i had to write "i did a stupid thing" a bunch of times for taking apart a light switch in the band room but that was on paper

senior year of hs i got avery island as a christmas present and every monring for a few months i listened to it in bed before getting ready and it just sorta seeped into my half asleep consciousness and it was pretty much the perfect way to get to know an album like that one