you can't just explain away a shitty song by calling it satire.

the 6th sense was fucking dumb. nothing happens in the movie — it's not like there's a real mystery to discover — and then you realize that — surprise! the movie was just a practical joke on the viewing audience! congratulations dipshit, you just wasted 2 hours of my time.

i feel the need to comment on every post.
and i like this index. but it could use more boobs.

just like rape kits have different strengths for different holes and different rapist tools.

yo it's pretty clear that the timer was triggered by a gps device when she entered the compound.

i feel okay lusting for britney because i was barely 17 when i first saw that video.

yeah — i agree — the episode was pretty funny, but the whole "two guys breaking up a friendship" and it seems like a regular breakup is played out. just like dennis calling charlie to check in on mac. come on! "did he ask about me" really isn't that good of a joke.

ed the mechanic? better than joe the plumber?

what's ZMF? i like your style. Crank 2 was def. the best movie of the year.

1998? the bare midriff came into popularity in 1999 with britney spears and didn't dominate real women's fashion until 2001, with low-rise jeans following close behind in 2002-2003. get with the program, man.

get your shit straight. putty stole the move from jerry.

amp orange is fucking awesome
try it. you'll love it if you like the best orange soda ever made.

masturbating bear in a naked man suit
masturbating bear in a naked man suit.

the masturbating bear wearing a naked man costume
the masturbating bear wearing a naked man costume