So it's
a reference to fictitious ice planet Hoth and not German general Hermann Hoth?

Now all we need is
to remake Night of the Living Dead in rural Victorian England.

Whoops. Please ignore my previous comment.

Stephen Chow and Chow Yuen Fatt (or Chow Yun-Fat) are two different people…

The fallen one
Chow Yuen Fatt used to be so cool. What has happened to him? Why do all his recent roles suck so hard?

Living vicariously through Hannah Montana will make it all better! It evidently has for millions of tweens, as the popularity of the franchise shows.

Obviously you are not familiar with Japanese porn.

12 rounds are not enough
John Cena… [is] a freakishly… surpris[ing] … acting… genius[!] Cena's… charming… film… is… honest… with A-list action[!] A triumph of craft[!] It['s] superior[!]

Where's my age reducing gender asigning ray gun when I need it?
This sounds like a lot of fun. I wish I were a tween.

Culinary delights
I bet they'd taste great done with a cinnamon-honey glaze and stuffed with chestnuts. Except for the Gasman, I'm not touching that one.

I saved the receipt
Can I get a refund for the Vanilla Ice cassette I bought?

100% talking gadgets
I hope it'll be my friend, coz I'm pretty lonely.

All for ageing rockers
I'm going to buy multiple copies of this album because I know U2 will donate the royalties will go towards 3rd world debt relief and general do-goodery.