This show sucks. There is a massive conspiracy against the country, the only competent agent has been kidnapped and the president spends most of the episode trying to fund a middle school orchestra?

It's not hearsay, for fuck's sake. He admitted it. Here's a link from when it happened, http://www.nytimes.com/1977…

"My mother, she was in Congress"

Garageland

I can't hardly wait.

This show is so bad that it crosses over into…wait no, still bad.

Uh, Gore did win over Bush in '00.

I'm sure he's got plenty of time to spend it. You don't think he actually puts thought into this stuff, right?

I'm sure he's got plenty of time to spend it. You don't think he actually puts thought into this stuff, right?

For a second there, I didn't want Nellie to be eaten by a comically undersized bear. This season really has improved.

For a second there, I didn't want Nellie to be eaten by a comically undersized bear. This season really has improved.

Creed is that which no lesser can be conceived.

Creed is that which no lesser can be conceived.

Fuck this guy.

Fuck this guy.

HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!

HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!

What were the skies like when you were young?

What were the skies like when you were young?

I ALREADY GOT MY HOPES UP DAMMIT