Why the fuck does AVClub look like Windows 8? This redesign sucks.

@EvelKareebel:disqus  - Monsieur Lecoq was the main character of some old French detective stories that pre-date Sherlock Holmes. I may be a 39-year-old woman, but inside my head, I'm a 12-year-old boy, so a detective named Mister Cock amused me.

@EvelKareebel:disqus  - Monsieur Lecoq was the main character of some old French detective stories that pre-date Sherlock Holmes. I may be a 39-year-old woman, but inside my head, I'm a 12-year-old boy, so a detective named Mister Cock amused me.

I suppose I'm a middle-aged mom (39, two kids) and I think movies like this are crap.

I suppose I'm a middle-aged mom (39, two kids) and I think movies like this are crap.

He dies at the beginning. He gets better, though.

He dies at the beginning. He gets better, though.

I knew it was coming out, and am even kind of looking forward to killing a few hours watching it. They always come out around my birthday, so, seeing them is kind of a tradition.

I knew it was coming out, and am even kind of looking forward to killing a few hours watching it. They always come out around my birthday, so, seeing them is kind of a tradition.

Just asked, and they say they've been listening to Fiona Apple (still not the image of stability and strength, but you've gotta love her talent), Lily Allen, Florence and the Machine, The Brehms and similar artists lately.

Just asked, and they say they've been listening to Fiona Apple (still not the image of stability and strength, but you've gotta love her talent), Lily Allen, Florence and the Machine, The Brehms and similar artists lately.

I have two daughters, and I was always quite happy that they weren't into Taylor Swift. There's something very passive about the character she paints in her lyrics. Every song seems to involve being obsessed with someone who treated her either dismissively or badly. Not the role model I want for my kids.

I have two daughters, and I was always quite happy that they weren't into Taylor Swift. There's something very passive about the character she paints in her lyrics. Every song seems to involve being obsessed with someone who treated her either dismissively or badly. Not the role model I want for my kids.

Is it really public masturbation, though? It's not like he whipped it out in the supermarket. If you want to wank it among strangers, a porno theater is the appropriate place to do so.

Is it really public masturbation, though? It's not like he whipped it out in the supermarket. If you want to wank it among strangers, a porno theater is the appropriate place to do so.

Not all Vonnegut characters are fucked. Read "Bluebeard."

Not all Vonnegut characters are fucked. Read "Bluebeard."

Gordon Korman! I was trying to remember his name. I adored "Don't Care High."

Gordon Korman! I was trying to remember his name. I adored "Don't Care High."

Carrie was a great YA novel. I'd add Christine to the list, too.