I have heard anecdotes that confirm the validity of your statement.

What is your source? The following table shows death rates rising uniformly year by year past age 30.

Eat Up Martha was half your age when you were twenty-two years younger than you are now. That really puts things in perspective, doesn't it? All the fields I saw out the window when I was a youth sitting in an eastbound train traveling at thirty miles per hour have been paved over and converted into parking lots.

At a normal aging progression, that's about five years after he would have gone mad doubting whether he would ever escape the prison of his rotting flesh.

The Autobiography of Shia LaBoeuf, by James Franco

Leave it to the Yorkies to eat a foodstuff explicitly labelled as "clotted".

The advice to NAH strikes me as terrible. Assuming they're correct that it's the other guy's kid, saying, "Oh hi I'm going to abort your baby. I just said that to say it, not because I care about your opinion," is bizarre.

If a dog with no nose farts on Mars, does it smell terrible?

Plus, I read somewhere that [women's] periods attract bears.

"We get along like a house on fire and love each other dearly".

A book like that saved my social life. It was just the sheet music to a couple hundred jokes, mostly well-known ("to reach the other side [rest-and-a-half] Ha[dotted] ha" and that sort of thing) but with a few obscure ones you can probably get away with saying you made up yourself. I can even mix and match between…

That's what happens to books when they get older.

@alcopheliac says, "You want a punchline? I'll show you a punchline!"

Wait! Wait! Cancel that lawsuit… I guess they're singing "Helf".

Just once I'd love to hear an anchor ask their pundit, "Do you feel that [television|video games|pornography|whatever the pundit's beef is] caused the decrease in violent crime of the past several decades?" and see how the pundit recovers.

She promises that she won't let that happen. Or that she will. It depends on how you look at it.

(Sorry Mom and Dad! I love you!)

Really, Steubenvile is your GREAT example of "overreaction"? The case where a girl was raped, and a WHOLE TOWN tried to cover it up and protect a football team? Yes, that was, in fact, not just all the men, but many of the women, supporting the rape culture of the town … and rape culture discussions talk about how…

That's too bad. I thought they made a nice couple.

As you probably noticed later, that's the title of the review. The real scam is that Reposted posted the original review (using the 'Syria Says' pseudonym) back in 2011, so it's really quoting itself, which is certainly cheating. It's not that hard to anticipate what subjects will be discussed here if you try.