It's the journey, not the destination, which is [checks watch], uh, where are we now? Great job, everybody! See you Monday.

Herzog and Jon Krakauer were a single person until mauve kryptonite caused them to split into expressionist and literal halves.

A professional who sees a hundred sasquatch a day can hardly be blamed for using verbal shorthand.

Also, the tradition of banging cymbals or other percussion instruments so people don't stray from the herd between September and March.

"Considering the fact that in real life, the vast majority of victims of killers are women"

Then a girl asked him to read her TNG fan fiction and he responded pleasantly but firmly in the negative.

Shocking downvote!

To be horribly literal, he was Man of the Year for the same reason that Wallis Simpson was Woman of the Year two years earlier.

A chick? But that's a man's drink! Real men drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and Captain Morgan, wear Axe Body Spray, and drive replicas of the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard.

If he prised out the beam focusing unit and replaced the scanner feed with a senstim module, and he broadcast on a frequency just beyond the range of adult perception, he could reach every child within transporter range.

Seriously. (Well, maybe not if it's really bad.) If trying to make your partner happy when you're not in the mood is against your principles, then apparently being selfish is one of them. So if your partner is selfish too, then you deserve each other. Feeling the need to prove you can say no at inconvenient times…

AV Club wanted to handle this column differently. They taped all 151 hours and shackled Ignatiy in front of the TV, but he escaped with 24 hours left.

Just a single gun apiece in the hands of the majority against an unpopular government could be effective if the government doesn't know who to shoot. The militias' problem is that they're less popular than the government.

Unfortunately, most murder victims are killed one or maybe two people at a time. I think that getting rid of the deadliest weapons is an obviously good idea, but it won't change very much. (Complete effective control of all guns would have a bigger effect, but that's not going to happen.)

I got the impression that at least some of the founders did in fact intend the passage to endorse private ownership of matchlock rifles. (But it's ridiculous to suggest that, at a time when the most effective personal combat weapon available was slightly more effective than bow and arrow, they foresaw and intended to…

Of course not getting laid can be a causative factor in violence, just like joblessness can be. Those are not small problems, especially when people have no evidence that the problems will ever be solved. But anybody who turns to murder on that basis has other, much worse problems, and also undermines their whole…

It's a beat-down, Canada style!

Not according to Scrawler's version.

Thirty years later, true crime afficionados still debate the unsolved murders of three Bangor, Maine women named Ann Wilkes (out of five total) in as many days.

Youl lepracement of 'l' with 'h' to emurate Boston accent is ringuisticarry implobabre. You fair to discliminate reading and tlairing position within the syrrabre.