You're thinking of Episode N.

Please keep to your own side of the half-silvered glass. You have neither the qualifications nor the objectivity to contribute actively to this ethnography discussion.

A small change?! Turning a real female scientist into a male Nazi is an astounding achievement that gives me hope for the future. I salute you, former Ms. Kafka.

(cow loses its legs, buds off more cows, builds 50-storey mecha-cow)

Not any more! Scientists have learned how to grow a beard in a Petri dish, so we can end these inhumane beard harvests. Unfortunately that means that raising hipsters is no longer economically viable.

He's not untouchable, he's not above the love. It's so lonely when you don't even know yourself. God I love Smiths lyrics.

How is it a problem that they may have added references above their primary demographics' heads? That was always considered positive in relation to, say, Bugs Bunny or Adventure Time, and the references may not be totally wasted on the older members of their primary demographic.

This is a tangent, but do you think it might work if you replaced "HONK!" by "OCCUPY TOWN HALL AND DEMAND ANNEXATION BY RUSSIA," or do you think people would see through that?

I look forward to hearing "Friendship is Magic" fifty times over.

That's the part where he explains how the blue whale is a myth, right?

Have some of mine. Like I always tell Mom, there's too much food in these On-Cor Two-Pound Family Sized frozen entrees!

Yes, they are exclusive almost, but not quite, exclusively in an economic sense; like McDonald's, their product can only be bought from authorized retailers. But surely that "not" was meant to be "and"?

Hurrah for the monetary kind of exclusivity! The kind of elite that you can buy into is the kind of elite I can be. I'm thinking of robbing a bank to become a better person.

Luke and Han land safely on the far side of the nebula, while the Imperial Stormtroopers curse mildly and throw their helmets on the ground.

Star Wars, Episode VIII: Highlights of the IS-SPAN Debates on Alderaan Agricultural Subsidy Reform

Thanks, I just fixed it on Wikipedia.

Hemingway didn't use small words because he was stupid, and horseshitters throw around big words not because they think their audience is smart. There's a reason that the scammer with the big vocabulary (misused for maximum effect) is a stereotype. If replacing the long words with shorter ones makes the piece longer…

I believe you were implicitly defending an inflexible age-based social heirarchy, an effort that can only be applauded.

In the future, all cuts will involve the camera zooming in as the characters in the last scene watch a television that's playing the next scene, like Monty Python.

How about 50 sequels?